3/8/2007
Who knew I'd be buying diapers before the baby was even born. I may be remotely joking but let me roll this out gently. I have read and heard from other pregnant women that one thing of pregnancy that almost all pregnant women have to experience is weird bladder issues. Yes, yes, I have to pee ALL the time...that's normal. What they don't tell you in these books is that you also have more confidence shattering issues. You want to know, don't you...
It all started this weekend when I sneezed and was just shy of peeing my pants. If I was a baby, I'd definitely need a diaper change. I was so mortified that I couldn't tell Aron, all I could do was figure out how to change my pants before he noticed. Well, that was a huge failure as I was on the verge of tears, but also laughing at myself that I'm 24 and just pee'd my pants. I then started realizing that this isn't a normal day, I'M PREGNANT. I have an excuse to this senile behavior. He laughed...and laughed... and then got slapped in the arm for getting too much enjoyment out of it.
This wasn't the worst part of it...
Only a few days later I thought I had rid myself of this pee pee pants ailment. WRONG! But this was a little worse. Aron was just in the other room and I ran to the bathroom for the 10th time that day. Did my business, stood up and apparently I wasn't done. There was some kind of spasm and I just peed... standing there...peeing with no control. Again, trying to hide it from Aron (since I wasn't in the mood to provide laughter to him AGAIN!) I ran upstairs to change my pants. But I guess running through the house with no pants on whispering..."Oh no, not again...what's the deal with this BS!" gave it away. So one more reason I can't wait until little peanut is born...then I can have my bladder control back.
I hope you are all getting great enjoyment out of this...Lord knows Aron has!
