Turtle, Turtle

The belly is officially BIG!(...as are my bum and thighs...) but let's focus on the belly. Everyone has their favorite position to sleep; lying on their tummy, side sleepers, sleeping on their back... But when you get to my size during pregnancy you've got ONE option, side sleeping. Coming from someone who is a 100% tummy sleeper, this is a nightmare! I have to get momentum to roll from one side to the next or I get stuck on my back like a stranded turtle. There is nothing prettier to a man than his wife flailing her arms and legs asking for help as she tries to roll to get off the bed or just to get comfortable...NOTHING! I have now found a way to launch myself from side to side by using my legs to catapult my rolly polly self over to the next side sleeping position. Again, it's not pretty. You may be laughing, but if you're a woman and haven't been stuck like this... you'll get yours.